A contraction of "Technological Retard"
Technological + Retard= Techtard
1. Someone who is computer illiterate.
2. Also known as a "12 O'Clock Flasher" because every electronic device with a clock in their house flashes 12:00.
3. Scott Sigler when he posts the previous episode of his podcast under a new name.
4. Someone who is so "technologically challenged" that they shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of anything electronic.
5. Someone who often misinterprets/gets confused with IT Support's suggestions/advice. Most Helpdesk operators would rather watch paint dry than talk to these users.