List of SLAY characters

The following entry is a list of characters from SLAY, a serial podcast created and written by Scott Sigler.

Overview

Character	Appearances
	Season 1	Season 2	Season 3	Season 4	Season 5
Main characters
Lincoln Franks	Main
Recurring character 1	Recurring
Antagonists
Ariella Goldsmith					Main
Other characters

Main Characters

Billy "Lil' B" Middleton

Main article: Billy Middleton

Kid from the wrong side of town who gets drawn into the madness that is the Patchwork.

In S2: Billy starts to go by the name "Walt Riggs."

Lincoln Franks

Main article: Lincoln Franks

Lincoln Franks, a Rixator who used to work for The Bastion with the rest of his famous monster-hunting family, has turned his back on being a company man. Although his brother and sister continue to work for The Bastion, Lincoln has gone freelance and now only fights supernatural creatures when he is paid to.

Magda Magdalene

Main article: Magda Magdalene

Lincoln's best friend and roommate at the [Old Church].

Secondary Characters

Ariella Goldsmith

Main article: Ariella Goldsmith

A lawyer from the normal plane that has beef with Callista. Callista hired Lincoln to assassinate Ariella. Ariella struck a deal with Lincoln so that he didn't have to work for Callista anymore.

Dragon

Main article: Dragon

A long-haired black Dachshund who is also a "Loong," or Chinese dragon.

Shitbird

Main article: Shitbird

A magical crow that acts as Lincoln's scout. Shitbird's real name is "Fiachna." Shitbird was the familiar of Jacoby Franks. Since Jacoby's downfall, Shitbird has become a defector familiar for Lincoln Franks.

Favorite foods:

• Oyster crackers
• Stale bread from Carmello's restaurant
• Chicken pot pie from Mulligan's after the dish has been "aged" for two or three days in a dumpster behind the restaurant
• Stale Cheese-Its

Franks Family

Jacoby Franks

Main article: Jacoby Franks

(vocal reference: Al Pacino in SCENT OF A WOMAN) Lincoln's father. Considered by many to be the greatest monster-hunter of all time.

Lukas Franks

Lincoln's younger brother.

• Described as having "the same heavyweight contender look as dad," with dad being Jacoby Franks.
• His street clothes are a white shirt, brown slacks, brown tie, the off-duty uniform of Rixators working for the Bastion.
• His preferred melee weapon is a panabas.
• Lukas was an "oops baby," conceived when Jacoby was 63 and Kimberly Franks was 42. Kimberly died in childbirth.

Samuel Franks

Lincoln's only child. Sam is imprisoned on the Shelf.

Sophia Franks

Lincoln's older sister.

• Her melee weapons are a pair of katars.
• Her ranged weapon is a longbow.

Antagonists

Callista

Main article: Callista

Callista is a powerful weaver and crime lord in Lumencia.

Dante Oganov

Main article: Dante Oganov

A goblin drug dealer from Miami who wants to work his way into the Lumencia crime scene.

Teddy & His Crew

Teddy Two-Fingers

Main article: Teddy Two-Fingers

The bad guy who kidnapped Linc's son Sam and put him on the Shelf.

Haimana

Mage who works with Teddy Two-Fingers. Her mesh takes the form of insects.

She has blue eyes and long cornrows.

Agneetha Jankovic

(was "Sophie" Jankovic) Muscle that works with Teddy Two-Fingers. Agneetha wears a meshwork curiass atop Army fatigues. The curiass gives her incredible protection against projectiles. For close-in combat, she has 10" orange claws that slide from her fingertips.

Vestinian

Main article: Vestinian

The bad guy who carved up Magda when she and Lincoln were working for the Bastion. Afterward, she quit the business, which led to the Bastion kicking her out of the organization. That led to Lincoln quitting, both in protest, and because he needed to pay a bunch of bills (including money for his father's care).

Bastion-Related Characters

Basil Beverly

(voice reference: Connery tone, British aristocracy slow)

Adjurator and Clostasecundo, partnered with Rochelle Kolar.

Shaheem Khalil

(voice reference: Oded Fehr in THE MUMMY)

Tertius and vilicus; formerly a rixator.

Long, curly black hair. Light brown skin. Has a wispy mustache.

Juanita Socorro

Main article: Juanita Socorro

Clostator and monachi. She tried to get Lincoln to stay in the Bastion and not leave to help Magda. Juanita used to be Jacoby Franks's "socius," or fighting partner.

Phuc Giap

Grizzled trainer of Bastion recruits.

Rochelle Kolar

(voice reference: bookie woman from SNATCH)

Adjurator, partnered with Basil Beverly.

Blonde, spiky punk-rock hair.

Bingles Wiper Crew

Bingles Bimblefoot

Bingles, a gnome, is a "wiper," someone who wipes clean scenes of violence so that the unenlightened have no idea violence occurred. Bingles is also the leader of a sex club that helps him wipe scenes.

Deedellaboopa

The accountant for Bingles's crew.

Not-So-Tiny Tim

A very well-endowed gnome and second-in-command to Bingles.

Team Droman

Delilah Droman

Daughter of Kellius Droman. Delilah, ten, is rumored to have inherited her father's gift for meshwork.

Kellius Droman

Main article: Kellius Droman

A powerful mage in the city. He owns the "Family Fur" chain of pet supply stores, the "Fastest Freight" shipping company, and two Tesla dealerships. His daughter is Delilah Droman.

Morgan Stone

Main article: Kellius Droman

Personal assistant to Kellius Droman.

Other characters

Amanda

Referenced in passing in S01E03. Lincoln's wife. We don't know what became of her.

Arty

A kobold that owns Tapestry Travesties rug shop in Cordis.

Big Bone

A kobold that frequents Stoolie's Bar & Grill. Big Bone is on a bowling team with Booty Shooty, Penelope, and Lupo.

Bobby

(vocal reference: The Rock)

A minotaur who is Callista's primary bodyguard. His real name is "Rovertos." Callista calls him "Robert." Bobby's primary weapon is a laybrys.

Booty Shooty

A wolf man that frequents Stoolie's Bar & Grill. Booty Shooty is on a bowling team with Lupo, Penelope, and Big Bone.

Boss Hawg

A bounty hunter with a pig's face. He dresses in three-piece white suits. Huge fan of the original Dukes of Hazzard.

• He introduces himself as "Boss Hawg, with a W."
• Voice reference: Foghorn Leghorn.
• Description of his weapon: "The man slowly, politely opened his white jacket. White satin on the inside to match the vest and the bow tie. White leather shoulder holster, holding a white handgun. A .45, maybe."
• Hawg's primary weapon is a Smith & Wesson Model 500
• His secondary weapon is M320 grenade launcher, which he uses to fire meshwork grenades.

Breezy Bajeezy

A meshworker who lives in Cordis. Breezy is an affinitas.

Dillon Cantrell

(vocal reference: Owen Wilson impression)

Lawyer who finds bounties for Lincoln. Cantrell is a junior member of the law firm Cantrell & Cantrell, which practices in Cordis.

• Dillon description in contextfrom SLAY1: A man stood with his back against the arched double doors that led into what had once been the nave. He wore a cheap plaid suit and clutched a beat-up, black leather messenger bagcanvas attaché case to his chest, as if the bag’s colorful enamel pins might offer some level of protection. He stared down at the source of the growl — a rail-thin dachshund with long, jet-black fur, a purple bow clipped to her black collar.

Chrisanto

A heavy-drinking siyokoy that frequents Stoolie's Bar & Grill. Works down at the docks. Good guy.

Finish the Job Johnson

A bounty hunter who finishes every job, even if the people who hired him call it off. FTJJ is a former monk of the Bastion. His primary weapon is a magical staff that presents as a five-foot-long galvanized metal pipe. He tends to stealthily insert himself where he needs to be, and announces himself by saying, Surprise, motherfucker!

Johnson wears sleeveless black robes, has black hair in a top-knot and his arms are covered in tattoos. His incisors and front teeth are gold, with a letter in diamonds on each one, spelling F-T-J-J. He is of mixed and indeterminate ethnicity.

Lupo

A demon that frequents Stoolie's Bar & Grill. Lupo is on a bowling team with Booty Shooty, Penelope, and Big Bone.

The Flechete Sisters

A pair of bounty hunters that ride large panthers magicked to look like vespa scooters. Betty is blonde and rides a black panther, Veronica is a brunette and rides a blonde panther. They both carry broadswords in back-scabbards.

• Flechette Sisters description in context: Both Billy and the Man in Gray looked to the end of the alley. In some other reality — or more likely in some really weird internet porn, two stacked — a pair of blonde honeys running his way might be a good thing, a music video with a half-baked plot and full-fledged booties. The fact that both women held there-not-there swords, though, likely meant they were coming to kill him.

Gary Satyr

(vocal reference: Hetty from GHOSTS)

Doorman/assistant to [Callista]. Gary is a Satyr who dresses like a proper, old-timey English butler, but only from the waist up (he's a goat from the waist down).

Gary's birth name is "Gariginald"

Gramma

Main article: Gramma

Billy's grandmother. Gramma is actually a wizard, something she's kept hidden from Billy his whole life. She has always tried to keep Billy hidden away, so his parents can't find him and turn him toward evil.

Not-So-Tiny Tim

A gnome that works alongside Bingles. Not-So-Tiny Tim always wears a studded leather codpiececodpiece that houses his substantial genitalia.

Nurp Perp

A drug dealer in Lumencia who specializes in Purple Nurple. His "store" at the end of an alley labeled "Nurp Perp's Nurpaterium."

Peanut

Lincoln's "guy" at the Clearinghaus (even though Peanut is female). Peanut is a ten-foot-long taipan snake. She is the one that sold Bastard Maker to Lincoln.

Penelope

An overweight orc with a blue mohawk that frequents Stoolie's Bar & Grill. Sheis on a bowling team with Booty Shooty, Lupo, and Big Bone.

Bogdan Radu

Incredibly wealthy mage and father of Gabriella Radu.

In his early forties. Roughly six feet tall. Balding brown hair.

Lives in Romania.

Gabriella Radu

A summer camp friend of Delilah Droman's.

Rocky

(Vocal reference: George Takia)

A street mailbox with Rocky Horror Picture Show lips instead of a pull-down slot.

Lloyd Neely

Caretaker at Sunset House, where Jacoby Franks lives. Lloyd has an under-the-table agreement with Lincoln——cash to make sure Jacoby is taken care of, and Lincoln can have special late night / early morning visiting hours when no civilians are there.

Description from S01E03:

"Lloyd wasn’t a day over thirty. He looked like the kind of guy who’d never been in a fight."

Maylene

Nubile succubus and one of Callista's club kids who hooks up with Lincoln from time to time (enter description from text). In season two, Maylene has become a bartender at Stoolie's Bar & Grill.

She is a brunette with large breasts and ample cleavage. She has glossy black bat wings.

Mercutio

Nubile young club kid who is one of Callista's criminal assistants.

• Sidearm: FNX 45
• Hand-to-hand weapon: Butterfly swords.
• He's a scholar of the Jorogumo culture and the Mors Mundi prophecy.
• For combat, wears old

Description of armor: In response, Mercutio stepped forward. His armor was a bit more old-school, black steel undoubtedly purchased in Cordis. He whipped a pair of butterfly swords in a short form of flashing blades punctuated by karate-flick kais and a back-flip or two.

Markimmis

The Bastion monk (Monachus) who trained Lincoln, Lukas, Sophia, and Finish the Job Johnson how to fight hand-to-hand.

Nanny Naga

An elderly naga who guards Samuel Franks on the Shelf.

Oleus Oakbeard

A druid bounty hunter. He uses crattlebats as attack animals.

Ophelia Oakbeard

Oleus's daughter, who has hooked up with Lincoln a few times. She's also hooked up with Callista.

• Callista's description of Ophelia: "“Ophelia is two meters tall with forty double-dees and a tongue like a buzz-saw.“

Lucious Palmenterri

A freelance broker that finds enlightened problems and, for a fee, helps the afflicted file a contract in Bafamal's Big Binder of Bounties.

• Description: The guy liked to dress up for work, apparently — three-piece suit, olive-green ascot that matched his trench coat. Black hair shaved on the sides, curled in a left-to-right wave across the top of his head.
• Vehicle description: To any unenlightened, Lincoln rode in the passenger seat of a mid-80s Chevy Caprice station wagon, wood panels and all. To any enlightened — or anyone who’d dosed with a hit or two of Nurple — he was on the seat of a buckboard wagon being pulled along at some twenty-five miles an hour by a rather flatulent draft horse.

Lucious has brokered a few bounties Lincoln Franks has collected, including the Lich in Lynchburg and the Loa in Louisiana.

Shocking-Cock Kahn

A high-powered attorney versed in Cordis, Patchwork, and Terrestrial law.

•  Is known for his three-foot-long penis.
•  Introduces himself as "Shocking-Cock Kahn. No relation to Shakka."

He has a heavy beard cut flat at his collarbone. He typically wears colorful robe, intricate rings, bracelets and chains.

Finicus Sleidan

A practitioner of darkmesh.

Zay Zamunda

A powerful sorcerer and one of the best meshwork makers in existence. Zay's devices are highly prized.

Briefly Seen Characters

Thoko Chikondi

The second-story man who sold the clandestine carpet to Teddy Two-Fingers

Finikus Palmor

Briefly was a bodyguard for Delilah Droman