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Quentin reached into the bottom of his locker and pulled out a can of Shokess Beer. He twisted the top, smiling in anticipation as the can instantly frosted up. He flipped the lid and took a long drink. It was the best beer the Purist Nation had to offer, which wasn’t saying much — he’d had a can of Miller Lager once when playing at Buddha City Stadium. Now that was real beer. [[The Rookie]]<br>
  
 
'''Kin-Al-Brin's Fresh-Kill Farm'''<br>
 
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'''Shi-Ki-Kill Shipping'''<br>
 
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''"Time for a word from one of our sponsors! Let's break for this message from Shi-Ki-Kill Shipping. Remember, if you want to protect your cargo against pirates, doesn't it make sense to ship it via a company with lethality built right into their name?"'' [[The MVP]]<br>
 
''"Time for a word from one of our sponsors! Let's break for this message from Shi-Ki-Kill Shipping. Remember, if you want to protect your cargo against pirates, doesn't it make sense to ship it via a company with lethality built right into their name?"'' [[The MVP]]<br>
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'''Shokess Beer'''<br>
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Quentin reached into the bottom of his locker and pulled out a can of Shokess Beer. He twisted the top, smiling in anticipation as the can instantly frosted up. He flipped the lid and took a long drink. It was the best beer the Purist Nation had to offer, which wasn’t saying much — he’d had a can of Miller Lager once when playing at Buddha City Stadium. Now that was real beer. [[The Rookie]]<br>
  
 
'''Smithwicks'''<br>
 
'''Smithwicks'''<br>

Revision as of 00:33, 1 March 2018

This is a page in the works to collect all of the information about real and non-real products found in the Siglerverse. These products are often marketed by companies sponsoring Galactic Football League news and other events. If you come across more please add them here or contact one of the Siglerpedia editors.

Buddha City Beer
First mentioned in Title Fight

Ford Punch-Drives

Galactic Pictures
"Thanks again to our sponsor Galactic Pictures, who proudly present Øverlord Doom: 2øø2, Part Three, the new movie starring Patuth the Muscular and Gloriana Wanganeen." The Starter

Hooper's Grinders
"Because here at the Galaxy's Greatest Sports Show, we just love us some Hooper's Grinders. Hooper's, with franchises all across the Planetary Union, the League of Planets, the Tower Republic and opening soon, the Quyth Concordia." The Champion

Ju-Ku-Killok Shipping
"Brought to you by Ju-Ku-Killok Shipping. Remember, if you've got to ship it across the galaxy, don't you want to ship it with a Ki?" The Rookie
"This segment brought to you by Ju-Ku-Killok Shipping. Remember, if you've got to ship it across the galaxy, don't you want to ship it with a Ki?" The Starter

Jungbauer Beer
"Ban-Ah-Moto's translator is Shinnian, translation services sponsored by Jungbauer Beer. If you want real beer, you need that Bauer Power." Title Fight

Junkie Gin
First mentioned in The Rookie
"Brought to you by Junkie Gin. Junkie Gin, tastes like a touchdown every time, give it a shot." Title Fight

Madek's Hover-Repair

Miller Lager
Quentin reached into the bottom of his locker and pulled out a can of Shokess Beer. He twisted the top, smiling in anticipation as the can instantly frosted up. He flipped the lid and took a long drink. It was the best beer the Purist Nation had to offer, which wasn’t saying much — he’d had a can of Miller Lager once when playing at Buddha City Stadium. Now that was real beer. The Rookie

Kin-Al-Brin's Fresh-Kill Farm
"Right after this message from our sponsor Kin-Al-Brin's Fresh-Kill Farm. When you have that desire for prey that's still kicking and screaming, let Kin-Al round up dinner." The All-Pro

Kolok the Daring's Spindly Spider Snacks
"Welcome back from the commercial break, and remember to patronize our sponsor, Kolok the Daring's Spindly Spider Snacks, with that deep-fried taste of tarantula. Now in nacho flavor." The Starter
"Tarat, forget fruitcake, you know you want to stick with our sponsor, Kolok the Daring's Spindly Spider Snacks." The MVP

Sayed Luxury Craft
"Thanks again to our sponsor, Sayed Luxury Craft." The All-Pro

Shi-Ki-Kill Shipping
"Time for a word from one of our sponsors! Let's break for this message from Shi-Ki-Kill Shipping. Remember, if you want to protect your cargo against pirates, doesn't it make sense to ship it via a company with lethality built right into their name?" The MVP

Shokess Beer
Quentin reached into the bottom of his locker and pulled out a can of Shokess Beer. He twisted the top, smiling in anticipation as the can instantly frosted up. He flipped the lid and took a long drink. It was the best beer the Purist Nation had to offer, which wasn’t saying much — he’d had a can of Miller Lager once when playing at Buddha City Stadium. Now that was real beer. The Rookie

Smithwicks
Sponsor of the arena that is home to the Roughland Ridgebacks.