Arseborn Valor
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The Arseborne Valor is an airborne vessel in the short story Kaiju Poo-Poo.
Crew Roster: Arseborne Valor
Humanity's most decorated Skyloaf harvester craft.
- Captain Mirra Vance – 3-time Rectal Penetration Medal recipient. Keeps a shrine to Tammuz in her quarters made of polished vent caps.
- Dr. Kellor Bain – Megamorphologist, obsessed with digestive flora mapping. Once survived 11 hours in Tammuz’s second colon.
- Chief Engineer "Flaps" Mendosa – Designed the thermal insulation for sphincter ingress. Missing all eyebrows.
- Navigator Tyce Lau – Can calculate a cloacal opening vector in his head. Addicted to stimulant paste.
- Gunner "Stitch" Rakim – Technically they don’t need a gunner, but Stitch is here in case of tentacle retaliation. Writes poetry.
