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The '''Arseborne Valor''' is an airborne vessel in the short story [[Kaiju Poo-Poo]].

== Crew Roster: ''Arseborne Valor'' ==
''Humanity's most decorated Skyloaf harvester craft.''

* '''Captain Mirra Vance''' – 3-time Rectal Penetration Medal recipient. Keeps a shrine to Tammuz in her quarters made of polished vent caps.
* '''Dr. Kellor Bain''' – Megamorphologist, obsessed with digestive flora mapping. Once survived 11 hours in Tammuz’s second colon.
* '''Chief Engineer "Flaps" Mendosa''' – Designed the thermal insulation for sphincter ingress. Missing all eyebrows.
* '''Navigator Tyce Lau''' – Can calculate a cloacal opening vector in his head. Addicted to stimulant paste.
* '''Gunner "Stitch" Rakim''' – Technically they don’t need a gunner, but Stitch is here in case of tentacle retaliation. Writes poetry.

[[Category: Kaiju Poo-Poo]]
[[Category: Short Stories]]